I don't have a mom or whatever you people are callin' those female human lusus things.

And I'm no fool! In fact I'm the least a' the foolish.

[Eridan couldn't be more wrong, but tosses an airplane at Mion anyway. Well, attempts, because he kind of really sucks at it. It kind of falls short of her. Dammit! So much for proving her wrong. He totally sucks at hateflirting.]

No fuckin' fair. I call hax.